Announcing Hipster U’s Student Involvement Fair [HUMOR]

[ FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ] Hipster University is pleased to announce it’s annual Fall Student Involvement Fair!  It will be held Sunday, September 21 outside the Strokes Student Union.  The Dollar Shave Club will be on hand to provide free razors and shaving butter to all those in attendance!  Additionally, everyone’s favorite consignment and vintage furniture shops, “The Way We Wore” and “Junk and Disorderly,” will be on hand with their latest wares including Holly Hobby lunchboxes and a vast selection of cassette tapes discarded from local radio stations. Campus bands including, “This Charming Band”… Read More

Fake RA Incident Reports From Pop Culture: Saved By the Bell

Date: November 3, 1990 Time: 8:34pm Location: Bayside Hall room 231 Responding Staff Member: Richard Belding Residents Involved: Jesse Spano, Zach Morris, Samuel “Screech” Powers, A.C. Slater RD Richard Belding received a call to the staff duty phone at approximately 8:34pm from Resident Samuel “Screech” Powers.  Resident Screech stated that he had recently come back from the local hangout known as “The Max,” and encountered Resident Zach Morris running through the lobby of Bayside Hall.  Resident Screech reported that Resident Morris stated, “I’ve got to check on Jesse.  She’s in trouble.”  Resident Screech indicated… Read More