FERPA Chips: You Can Neither Confirm Nor Deny That You Ate Just One

Fine Print:  The original FERPA Chip recipe was developed by James Buckley in 1974 – but has been updated according to changing consumer tastes over multiple years.  FERPA Chips utilize only Grade [redacted] potatoes (grades cannot be disclosed for FERPA Chips).  FERPA Chips may or may not contain salt.  FERPA Chips may or may not contain traces of nuts.  FERPA Chips may or may not have been found responsible for code violations.  Pricing and availability is considered directory information and can be found on the FERPA Chips website.  Also try out our new flavor, HIPPA Chips… the hipper chip.

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